Amerika

So, this goes out to all of you who are not reading this. I have not posted since October so I know that no one is even looking. Which is fine by me because It will probably be March when I post again. For those of you who are not reading this and did not know, I have recently been in France. It was a wonderful time and I enjoyed myself. I will not go into all the details because Hathaway Classics is not really about My personal life, it is about what I see out there and what I think about it. If you can't stand the Heat, people in hell want Ice Water.

Amerika.
So, Back in the Wonderful United states of America. Where all are free to not give a shit and do think pretty much whatever they want. This is not everyone. A few people out there take themselves way to seriously and push it down the throats of all us fun loving people here in la la land and they make things very difficult for us. A few of us, Don't think about anything at all. Who am I talking about?
Insert your favorite political pundit or congressman here. Throw in a little stir pot mess of big business and Celebrity Circus, Voila! You have our wonderful system of Demockeracy(For the record, this miss-spelling is intentional). I plan on being as vague and ambiguous as possible, this way I can go quietly cry by myself when someone leaves a comment that I don't like. But I don't really have to worry about this because no one reads this. Problem solved!

Obama.
Our most wonderful example of Presidency ever attempted towards ipod peoples everywhere. I have never voted and do not plan on registering any time in the near future. Please hold while the gasps and shock subsides........that is much better, now I have your attention. What do I think of the president? I don't know, what can you think of an almost Christ like superstar celebrity that makes policy and deals with the Yo-Yo's in congress? I have respect for the fact that he is at least acknowledging the problems that face us as a nation. That he is calling both parties out on their grand failings and inability to actually do their jobs. Aside from all of this, I am looking to buy land in the woods so that I may shut myself off from the world and blog (heehaws, I can't believe I have a blog) by the power of wind generation or solar technology. I don't have much faith in the political system at all. When you get rid of Corporation financing contributions, Special interests, Think tanks, Lobbyists, and senators over the age of 45, I will be down at the voter registration booth as fast as you can say "Daniel Boon"!!! What's that you say? Not going to happen? Sorry, I have been ingesting a lot of water from the tap lately and eating High fructose Corn Syrup. Oh yeah, and magnesium food from A particular fast food place that I will not name unless they would like to contribute to my contribution to their downfall. (Did you get all that?) I am also a firm believer in the fact that the constitution is incapable of handling the current population. There were no Adjustable Rate Mortgages when those fine "Radicals" were signing the constitution. Further more, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, etc. would be patriot acted immediately. In addition, they owned slave and gun alike. A double Whammy Amerika! So, Politics? Until I see something other than the real images I am seeing or hearing from my electronic drug collection, I will continue to be cynical, unrealistic, and non-party affiliate. You won't find me at any tea party or protest. I don't like police aggression and I also don't like exercises in futility. If I wanted that, I would go vote! I know, your disappointed and shocked. Consider this a lesson in how not to be according to your views and beliefs.

Tomorrow, No stress Pancakes and Free Massages!